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Post by RanDaddy on Jan 17, 2016 20:04:09 GMT -5
...my 2nd favorite tennis tournament starts! The Australian Open begins! Can Novak Djokovic still be dominant? Can Serena Williams repeat her dominance from last year? Will Maria Sharapova still look hot on the court?
It's like 98 degrees in Melbourne, Australia now...I'd love to be there!
It's on ESPN2 if y'all want to enjoy!
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Post by IMG Public Relations on Jan 17, 2016 20:55:16 GMT -5
Even I think this is gay.
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Post by HuffNfeffeR on Jan 17, 2016 22:28:55 GMT -5
Concur.
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Post by RanDaddy on Jan 18, 2016 8:12:47 GMT -5
Serena Williams could crack both of your skulls like walnuts with those thighs...
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Post by IMG Public Relations on Jan 18, 2016 10:55:19 GMT -5
She should be able to, with all that practice she got on the tennis chick's heads all these years.
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Post by matt on Jan 18, 2016 11:11:28 GMT -5
Tennis is like basketball, if instead of doing anything entertaining the players are just standing on either end of the court throwing the ball back and forth while grunting.
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Post by sdot on Jan 18, 2016 11:17:51 GMT -5
Hahaha that's the best tennis analogy of all time.
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Post by Energy Vampire on Jan 20, 2016 16:02:29 GMT -5
Well this thread gets me through another day without suicide.
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Post by IMG Public Relations on Jan 20, 2016 16:03:02 GMT -5
Don't be a quitter. Live your dreams.
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Post by RanDaddy on Jan 20, 2016 18:07:00 GMT -5
A great sport like Tennis is relegated to this forum and called "gay" but the rest of y'all cocksuckers participate in an even gayer thread "VBL Tech Support" about your popup problems and other queer statements...
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Post by IMG Public Relations on Jan 20, 2016 19:30:30 GMT -5
Technology fives us fantasy lesbian porn, which is infinitely more fappable than tennis lesbians.
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Post by prestonco on Jan 21, 2016 0:17:35 GMT -5
I like tennis, too, Randy. Come over to my place and we can watch the Aussie finals.
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Post by prestonco on Jan 21, 2016 0:18:02 GMT -5
Then when the match is over, you can suck my dick.
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Post by prestonco on Jan 21, 2016 0:59:54 GMT -5
Tennis is like basketball, if instead of doing anything entertaining the players are just standing on either end of the court throwing the ball back and forth while grunting. That sounds much more watchable than whatever game WVU was trying to play tonight vs. Texas.
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Post by IMG Public Relations on Jan 21, 2016 9:46:00 GMT -5
I like tennis, too, Randy. Come over to my place and we can watch the Aussie finals. I'm not sure any prior or future exchange will be any greater than this. Might as well shut this site down now.
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Post by sdot on Jan 21, 2016 11:06:52 GMT -5
It was a great thing to read as soon as I sat down at my desk this morning.
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Post by ratsafari on Jan 21, 2016 19:38:48 GMT -5
winner winner chicken dinner
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Post by RanDaddy on Jan 22, 2016 12:00:57 GMT -5
I like tennis, too, Randy. Come over to my place and we can watch the Aussie finals. I'm not sure any prior or future exchange will be any greater than this. Might as well shut this site down now. Ok, let's address this balderdash once and for all... 1) Watching the Aussie is a thing of beauty. What do I mean? And Finau-ly, no, I'm not interested in becoming a cocksucker like some of y'all appear to be. I'll be letting the girlfriend suck mine while I watch the Aussie and then she'll fix me a sandwich!
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Post by IMG Public Relations on Jan 22, 2016 13:15:31 GMT -5
My granny used to have a saying: "the hit dog yells loudest."
Or, if you're not into backwoods wisdom: "He doth protest too much."
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Post by RanDaddy on Jan 22, 2016 19:34:03 GMT -5
My granny used to have a saying: "the hit dog yells loudest." Or, if you're not into backwoods wisdom: "He doth protest too much." *sigh* A man can build 10,000 houses and never be called a carpenter, but a man sucks on cock and he's a fag for life...
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Post by RanDaddy on Jan 31, 2016 9:47:31 GMT -5
And, while cork-smokers slept, the finals of the Australian Open were played.
Serena Williams lost in her bid to tie Steffi Graf's record of 22 Grand Slam titles by being upset by a non-ranked German. We will now see if she can tie Steffi in Paris later in the Spring...
Novak Djokovich bested Roger Federer in straight sets last night to win his 3rd straight Grand Slam final. Djoker is the most dominant player in the men's field right now, but I think Federer still might have one more Grand Slam victory (Wimbledon?) in him this year.
If you like good athleticism and such...watch tennis. I really don't get into the French Open because it's on clay and I don't find it fun to watch, but I'll be ready for Wimbledon later this year.
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Post by IMG Public Relations on Jan 31, 2016 9:55:45 GMT -5
Serena is going to tie up Steffi in Paris? I feel my dick shrinking already.
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Post by RanDaddy on Jan 31, 2016 15:07:18 GMT -5
Serena is going to tie up Steffi in Paris? I feel my dick shrinking already. You have a penis, Mr. Curves?
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Post by IMG Public Relations on Jan 31, 2016 15:31:33 GMT -5
I never said it was big, just that it's there.
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