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Post by HuffNfeffeR on Sept 23, 2016 16:47:37 GMT -5
OK, kick off tomorrow at 3:30. I am going to play golf with my brother in law at 8, so by 3:30, I will be plenty pregamed.
We are going to win. I hate those Mormon mother fuckers anyway. They are always knocking on the door to tell me about the book of Mormon.
Funny story...one day a few years ago I get on the elevator at work and these two dudes walk in at the last minute. I look at them and they are both wearing blue pants and white short sleave shirts. I was making a joke and said, you guys look like a couple of mormon missionaries. I mean they were working at Highmark. Anyway, one of them asks, how did you know we are missionaries?
I said really? You really are Mormon missionaries? Turns out that sometimes they have to get a job when they are on their mission trips.
I asked them if the white shirt sleeve shirts were required. They didnt think my observations were funny.
Fuck them anyway.
WVU - 31 BYU - 20
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Post by RanDaddy on Sept 23, 2016 18:03:43 GMT -5
Sat., Sep. 24 vs. BYU (Landover, Md.): This will be a test for our defense. BYU is known for it's high-flying offense and they get their QB back this year from injury. Taysom Hill is a threat everytime he touches the ball, and the "backup" Tanner Mangum is a gunslinger. BYU lost a lot of talent off last year's team, so they will probably lean on the run a lot early. If WVU stops the run, and our offense can control the game and time of possession, we will be singing Country Roads in DC! I think we will... WVU: 45 BYU: 38
Editor's note: Many think that this will be a low scoring affair. Not me. I think we hang 45 on these guys.
Another note...back in my "previous life" before my divorce, I discovered I am on their "Do not knock at his house" list. When you can "discuss" scripture by scripture with these guys and refute every argument they make, they stop coming by your house.
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Post by matt on Sept 23, 2016 20:04:18 GMT -5
The white short sleeve shirts are funny to point out. Fuck 'em is right.
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Post by IMG Public Relations on Sept 23, 2016 20:06:31 GMT -5
I once scared off some missionary girls (that's the joke) one summer in college. I had been pulling an all-nighter (ha!) to finish a paper for a summer class. Hadn't showered in two days. The ring the doorbell to my apartment at 8:30am and I answer in a holey (ha!) shirt, boxers, and god-awful bedhead. I remember opening the door and literally belching rather than saying "hello". Both girls looked horrified, but the one in front bravely started her speech while the one in back seemed like she could throw up at any second. The speech girl got through about 2-3 sentences when I farted and started scratching my balls. At that point she just stops talking and they get the hell out of dodge.
I don't think they were Mormon...if they were there would have probably been a dude and about five other chicks in the group.
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Post by Trad on Sept 23, 2016 20:44:48 GMT -5
They haven't been through my neighborhood in years, but about 15 years ago they were a pestilence. Once, they came by on a Saturday in the middle of a WVU game. Igave them by best deadeye stare and told them I was a Satan worshipper and get the hell off my porch. I wish I had a picture of the reaction.
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Post by IMG Public Relations on Sept 23, 2016 20:52:34 GMT -5
Don't worry, they took one.
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Post by IMG Public Relations on Sept 23, 2016 20:53:33 GMT -5
Waaaaiiiiittt a second. 15 years ago....2001. You were pissed they interrupted you during a RichRod game?
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Post by matt on Sept 23, 2016 21:01:56 GMT -5
Waaaaiiiiittt a second. 15 years ago....2001. You were pissed they interrupted you during a RichRod game? Man, we beat the everloving fuck out of Rutgers that year.
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Post by IMG Public Relations on Sept 23, 2016 21:15:10 GMT -5
80-7. One of the Charlotte alums gave me four tickets to his 40-yard line box seats under the upper deck overhang, so my wife and I invited two of our old college buddies we saw in the Blue Lot. We had better seats than Jeff Hostetler.
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Post by IMG Public Relations on Sept 24, 2016 14:48:46 GMT -5
BYU resisted on that drive like the 4th wife would.
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Post by IMG Public Relations on Sept 24, 2016 15:03:34 GMT -5
If I'm a Mormon I line up in I-formation the rest of this game
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Post by RanDaddy on Sept 24, 2016 15:06:19 GMT -5
Most of BYU is like 24-26 years old. These guys are old men compared to us.
And I agree, if I'm the Fightin' Mormons, I don't even think about throwing the rest of the game.
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Post by IMG Public Relations on Sept 24, 2016 15:13:08 GMT -5
112 rushing yards in one quarter.
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Post by IMG Public Relations on Sept 24, 2016 15:21:05 GMT -5
I'm not complaining, but BYU threw the ball three times (well, four) with goal to go?
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Post by HuffNfeffeR on Sept 24, 2016 15:21:19 GMT -5
We arent good against the run. Luckily their coach wants to make a point or something and is throwing it. But sadly, we are too. Skylars last pass was perfect - to the mormon linebacker.
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Post by HuffNfeffeR on Sept 24, 2016 15:22:10 GMT -5
I didnt realize that Duke had a football team. Thats good to know.
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Post by HuffNfeffeR on Sept 24, 2016 15:23:57 GMT -5
Skylers face is too big for his helmet.
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Post by HuffNfeffeR on Sept 24, 2016 15:24:16 GMT -5
I like that Crawford kid.
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Post by HuffNfeffeR on Sept 24, 2016 15:26:23 GMT -5
Why did anyone ever think a Pitt player would work out for us.
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Post by HuffNfeffeR on Sept 24, 2016 15:28:43 GMT -5
That Shell is ok I guess.
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Post by IMG Public Relations on Sept 24, 2016 15:33:18 GMT -5
Detmer looks like an accountant now.
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Post by lonepalm on Sept 24, 2016 15:34:32 GMT -5
Why did anyone ever think a Pitt player would work out for us. Because the precident was set in the late 80's. I forget which one, but one of the RBs on the 88 team was a Pitt transfer
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Post by lonepalm on Sept 24, 2016 15:40:19 GMT -5
Hey! BYU is punting! Go defense!
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Post by IMG Public Relations on Sept 24, 2016 15:50:09 GMT -5
Again, I'm not complaining but why are the cultists throwing? Their offense went in the shitter when they stopped running. Our D is built to play pass.
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Post by IMG Public Relations on Sept 24, 2016 16:06:48 GMT -5
Bullshit replay.
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Post by prestonco on Sept 24, 2016 16:11:36 GMT -5
Yeah that was fucking garbage. If this game is decided by 3 points then I'll be mailing my own shit.
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Post by RanDaddy on Sept 24, 2016 16:12:04 GMT -5
Well, for playing 19 on 11 in the first half we are winning...
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Post by prestonco on Sept 24, 2016 16:12:21 GMT -5
Why did anyone ever think a Pitt player would work out for us. Because the precident was set in the late 80's. I forget which one, but one of the RBs on the 88 team was a Pitt transfer A.B. Brown. He was a good one.
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Post by RanDaddy on Sept 24, 2016 16:36:18 GMT -5
Bad call at the end of the first half equates to a bad 9 point swing for BYU...
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Post by RanDaddy on Sept 24, 2016 16:38:48 GMT -5
When did we re-hire Joe DeForest to coach special teams?
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